toyota needs to be stopped

so those of you who follow me on twitter know that i’ve been sick as hell since tuesday night – the flu.  the flu is evil.  but not as evil as these fucking toyota commercials:

all i’ve done for the last 3 days is go from couch to bed and back again.  much bad tv has been consumed.  this commercial is the epitome of bad.  i think it gave me cancer.

everything about this thing sucks.  it honestly makes me want to lunge for the remote and or throw whatever heavy thing is near at the tv. 

it’s completely unoriginal.  it’s completely trite.  it’s completely evil.  satan himself is behind this piece of shit.  the fixx tune was bad enough on its own.

on the strength of this commercial, i would never buy a toyota.

blech.

however, vw, now – they know how to make a car commercial.  this:

makes me want to buy a minivan.  plus, i heart brooke shields.

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6 Comments on “toyota needs to be stopped”

  1. 42 Says:

    Yabbut they don’t tell you that the Routan is just a Chrysler minivan with a VW snout grafted on. “German Engineering”? Snort. VW USA are a pile of idiots.

  2. jimsmuse Says:

    I agree with you on both counts (especially about that Fixx song being awful!) And while I hadn’t really thought much about her for years, I fell in love with Brooke Shields all over again after her recurring role on Nip/Tuck.

  3. 42 Says:

    OK, yeah, that Toyota ad is awful. One more reason not to have a TV!

  4. RG Says:

    The commercial is not so much evil as it is insipid. Love me some Brooke Shields too – I hope she meets Tom Cruise some day and kicks him in the balls.

    Sorry you’re not feeling well. Sending good vibes your way – make CB go get you some good chicken soup from a deli. It’s the least he could do.

  5. Tony Says:

    Feel better and if you need a further Brook Shields fix, rent “Freeway”. She is absolutely hilarious as Kiefer Sutherland’s wife.

  6. CJ Says:

    Yeah I like the VW ads also. Brooke is still looking so damn good too.


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