and to think that i saw it on university avenue* (or, adventures with biff the iphone)

i wonder if he needs me to give him a sponge bath? (fyi, he was much cuter in person and less of a mouth breather than this picture makes him appear)

oh how i wish you really see what she was wearing – the bling on her phone is nothing compared to the bling on her shirt – those are horses by the way painted on, and each horses’ eye is a rhinestone – and their saddles featured rhinestones too.  she never once got off the phone while the cashier was ringing her up.  and had the most white trash southern accent ever.

i think the guy in the orange shirt was cruising me big time in the targhetto on university ave.  he was hot from the front too.  if only i had done something about it.

and so it begins.  please buddha give me strength to not go postal while mcsame and his croneys (now featuruing a woman! as a blatent ploy to get the hillary-junkies on his side) invade my fair city.

happy labor day weekend ya’ll.

*apologies to dr. suess for stealing ‘and to think that i saw it on mulberry street“.  remind me to tell you all about the time i re-wrote the suess classic as an absurdest play for a script writing class in college.

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5 Comments on “and to think that i saw it on university avenue* (or, adventures with biff the iphone)”


  1. I love it! Thanks for posting your iPhone pictures!

  2. Greg Says:

    I love the Bling, only wish I was there! I collect moments like that.

  3. YvesPaul Says:

    Great pics, I’ve just read somewhere that since the convention is in town Craigslist had been a lot more cruisier. Apparently it extends a lot further than Craigslist. Maybe you’ll have some Republican fun? lol.

  4. Jeremy Says:

    That woman with the bling and the accent and that hair so high it touches the baby jebus could be my mother. Accept the phone. She rejects new technology. She JUST got an answering maching because I bought it for her. But the painted shirt with rhinestones, oh my! If there’s a painted and bedazzled butterfly shirt/anything within a 50 mile radius of Phoenix, she’ll find it. I love her, but… 😉

  5. Jason Says:

    Gotta love a man on crutches. Also, there’s less chance he’ll escape you at high speed…


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