the fuckers….

took my ashtray and cig lighter too…. seriously? wtf?

i’m done.

stop the world, i want to get off.  

as if i wasn’t crabby enough already – i’m generally displeased with the state of the universe this week as it is… i’m feeling a bit taken for granted for, work is mind-numbingly boring right now, and the holidays always depress the fuck out of me – on top of all that, my car was broken into last night.  (it does make me feel a bit better that other cars in my garage were also broken into – share the pain, i always say).

nothing that wasn’t replaceable (with a lil’ work), but still…. the fuckers.  

list of stolen goods (as near as i can remember:

• cd’s.  nothing i can’t get again, but there were some hard to find stuff such as the grace jones record i’m always talking about, a uk only robbie williams and a bunch of other stuff that meant a lot to me.
• my gps.  yes, i know it shouldn’t have been in my car.  how many of you actually take yours out every night?  yea, i thought so.  at least it was hidden.  not well enough, but i wasn’t dumb enough to leave it out in the open.
• my iphone cigarette lighter charger.  those fuckers ain’t cheap.  
• a set of computer speakers (fairly expensive) that i use for work stuff
• my favorite sunglasses
• my roadside emergency kit
• my garage door opener (ooh yay, they can get into the building without breaking a door now).
• my mothers garage door opener (good luck finding her house you bastards)
• some christmas presents that were in the trunk from a shopping trip yesterday afternoon.   fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 

on the plus side they left me some things too:

• a pair of umbro shorts and a dirty t-shirt
• a pair of womens underwear
• a crowbar

luckily the car wasn’t damaged.  but just the same i want to crawl under a blanket and ignore the world for a few years.

tatt..err, just hunk du jour

as i’m not normally one to post full on x-rated pics here, you’ll have to click the pic if you want to see the full monty – but let me say for the record, its not dirty or nasty or anything vaguely porn-esque… it’s down right beautiful… a great photo.

but if you’re even slightly not-interested in the male form – do not click the pic.

willfully stolen from life is a std

happy birthday morris

morris day.  51.  my how that makes me feel old.

jerk out

jungle love

lily allen covers britney

it’s a pretty respectable cover.  check it out:

update:

and here’s ladyhawke’s version.  i sense a bandwagon to be jumped on.

today in music – the duke spirit

i can’t wait for tonight – i’m going to check out the duke spirit at the fine line music cafe in minneapolis.  they’re opening for mercury rev (who knew they were still around?).  i really dig the band - they’re like a modern version of velvet underground and nico (with a bit of sonic youth mixed in).  

check ‘em out:

the step and the walk

lassoo

i don’t really do the resolution thing, but in ‘09, i really do want to see more live music.  i gotta work on that

jizz in my pants; a snl digital short

the funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time.  andy samberg & crew rock.  (with special appearances by molly sims, justin timberlake & jamie lynn sigler):

my future husband

so there’s this new show on lifetime (you know, television for women and gay men) ‘rita rocks‘.  according to in touch weekly its “a fiesty, funny sitcom”.  whatever.  all i care about is rita’s husband jay (as played by the funny, hunky, sexy richard ruccolo):

look at those eyes, that wicked lil’ grin, the gun show… woof woof woof.

you may remember richard from the 90’s sitcom “two guys and a girl”:

or the film “all over the guy”(where he played gay!):

yes, he’s hot and sexy and all that – but i can honestly say – the show is good.  it’s well written and yea, it is kinda feisty and funny.

but at the end of the day – trust me it’s all about the guy:

i’m saying this out loud for all the world to hear.  i call richard.  once he get’s hip to the idea of him + me, and he divorces his wife – i’ll be waiting for him.

none of the rest of you have any claim on him.  he’s all mine.

woof.

new flickr meme

stolen from erik, so essentially i’m tagging/meme’ing myself. 

the rules – go to your flickr -> go to your 6th page -> post the 6th pic on the 6th page:

sunset over marina del rey in california.  taken october, 2008

i tag: jason, 42, cheapblueguitar, tugboat and sally!  get to it kids

the other side

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