ummm awkward
ummm standing in my cube at work when i feel something by my foot. my pa fell out?! the ball that screws it into place loosened and there they were both pieces shining happily on the floor for all the world to see.
thankfully nobody saw!
imagine the looks if it had happened on a tile floor – the noise, the ball rolling away, the horrified look.
lol
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May 20, 2008 at 8:54 am
I have a whole little box filled with jewelry that the ball must’ve come off while I was walking and pretty soon… oops!
May 20, 2008 at 10:09 am
I would have paid to see the expression on your face if someone had seen it and realized where it came from.
May 20, 2008 at 2:37 pm
It’s always fun to watch the expression on faces in the shower room at the gym, when someone notices. Since straight boys never look at that.
I have no idea what they would do if it fell out. Though if you thought fast and started screaming, you could clear the room pretty quickly.
May 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm
That actually happened to me once…thankfully my female coworker was cool…and didn’t much care.
May 20, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Now imagine someone picking it up for you, wondering what it is, and then… suddenly it’s obvious!
May 20, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I wonder how many of your coworkers would have known what it was.
May 20, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Okay, I just snorted.
May 21, 2008 at 7:07 am
Excellent.
May 21, 2008 at 10:21 am
What if a co worker picked it up and then put it in their mouth and handed it back to you saying “all clean” sans the germs from their filthy mouth ofcourse.
May 21, 2008 at 3:16 pm
HA! Totally funny!!!! And I told you about that horrid date I went on when the guy stood up and his cockring rolled down his shorts leg and across the cafe sidewalk, right??
May 21, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Clearly you were freeballing?
May 22, 2008 at 3:31 am
OK, you beat my stubbed toe story. Bravo!
May 22, 2008 at 11:26 am
I thought you had tight balls?
May 22, 2008 at 8:46 pm
they have this thing called “underwear” now. have you heard of it? >:)
(not that e.g. boxers woulda contained the falling parts I guess)
May 24, 2008 at 8:26 am
Fucking funny. One time I went bowling and as I was throwing the ball down the lane, I heard a “Ching-clink-clink-clink” and look down and my chrome cock ring is rolling down the bowling lane.
June 1, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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